Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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