- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

I have an idea! You leave.

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