- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I asked her where you were.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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