- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Black people in Camden NJ.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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