- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

a person who will soon die of beeties

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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