Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Your mom.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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