- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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