What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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