- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

The holocaust

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

think twice or at least think

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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