A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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