- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

I have a really funny joke.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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