What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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