- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

I love pissing people off :P

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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