- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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