- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

sorry got to poo

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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