- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Justin Bieber

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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