- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

The New York Giants

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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