- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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