Yo Momma So Fat!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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