- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Penis chickens

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??