- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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