Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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what is 3+3= 8

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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