- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

Your so gay, that you like men!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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