- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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