Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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