Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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