- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

The joke below me is retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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