who just made fun of katie matt

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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wanna hear a joke? no

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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