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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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