A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Laura Pratz..

My life

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

The Bible

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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