An Amish walks into Best Buy

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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hi im paul!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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