a. why? b. because I wanted

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A black person in the NHL

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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I like turtoes.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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