What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A black man without problems.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Winking at old people

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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