- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

My nipple is bleeding

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

make me a sandwich!

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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