How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Penis.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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