Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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The Bible

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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