Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Knock knock

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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ASSCHEEKS

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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