A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Penis.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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