You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

JUSTIN BEING SMART

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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