- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

The joke below me is retarded

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Swag.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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