So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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