Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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