why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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