- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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