- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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