- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Communism hehe xd

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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