- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The holocaust

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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