awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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