- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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