What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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hi dave

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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