- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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