- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Barack Obama

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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