What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Communism hehe xd

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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