sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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