- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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