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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why can't february march Because april may

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

You had better thumbs up this post.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Bitch

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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