- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

your face

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??