- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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