What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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hear hear

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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