What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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