- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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