- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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1+1=2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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