what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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the bible

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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The Qur'an

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Anti Joke

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