Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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