- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

KILL WHITEY

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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